I added this extention to the custom portlets for CoachVille.
If a special URL parameter (known only to the "certified" admins" was present, you could input a external URL and regsub. When you submit, it would fetch the URL, preform the regsub and update the custom portlet content with the match.
We (Roel) then wrote a script to look at all the external URLS in the system, fetch them, perform the regsub and update the content periodically.