While I hesitate to contradict Talli's normally flawless reports, I must state that the only time my pants have been on or near Broadway has been when they were firmly attached to my lower extremities. Unfortunately, I won't be able to make it to the social this weekend (and correspondingly, neither will my pants)
And Talli, I must warn you for the last time. If you show up at my bedroom window with opera glasses and champagne, screaming "Encore" one more time, the police will be waiting.
